Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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