youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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