He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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