Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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