so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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