we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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