sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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