Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the condom got lost in my hair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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