do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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