he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and she was petting her beer can
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A bitchslap is in order.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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