So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Is it because I queefed?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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