Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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