R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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