My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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