I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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