Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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