ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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