this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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