Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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