I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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