I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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