My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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