I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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