I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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