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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We just shotgunned beers for America

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

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(323): View more from California

Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

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(310): View more from California

These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We're hate flirting, damnit.

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