ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Acid is not a monday night drug
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
