butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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