One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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