Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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