so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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