you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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