Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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