what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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