Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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