at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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