I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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