You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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