I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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