lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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