I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
