I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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