I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
North Korea, Best Korea!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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