she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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