can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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