I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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