so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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