I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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