Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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