i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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