I want you more than these girls want KFC
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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