My hand turned me down
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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